Sunday, April 1, 2007

IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT WIND... inspiration for title: "If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have..." - Lewis Black comedian

ATTN: D.A.R.P.A. has remote control biohumans. they're my friend ;-)
I too use a similar but natural not lab monkey style.
aware of the disection by future folk. or you currently reading. gmail is forever.
Yes all is able to be known.
Never will carnal know spiritual.
know your limits.
there is no limit.
everywhere you wish to find a thing (contradictions in this example). you will find the thing you were looking for.
Next level info your told. "when you clothed your brother, you clothed me. When you fed...".
Next level: when you lied in your brothers ear, you lied to me. When you backstabbed a man..
I now take you to....
"If it wasn't for that wind"
the cypress tree wouldn't have fell exactly as I said it would.
witness by mother of 2, Irene.
There was a particular partly burned cypress tree I wish for you recall.
It was right up against a home. measured 4' around and over 40' feet high. weighed 2 tons or more.
tree trimmers familiar with the following manuver would recommend you never try this under any circumstance.
I was working with the fact mr Sun had drawn the growth overhanging the house severly, also in a sideways direction not a 90° angle to street.
precut a notch to fall it parallel to driveway, between two palms, and toward the street away from home.
notching is like implosions precalculating. notch the side it's gonna fall, then cut from opposite side tree to notch makes it fall in a controlled way.
I foreknew the only way this tree wouldn't fall the way it was leaning and crush house was the winds direction and speed.
after hours of constant wind in the right direction, I made the cut and the wind instantly reversed direction... swear and I did too.
remember? anyway the tree hiccup'd and started leaning toward house. the whole time we'd been watching the tip top like a fisherman rod pulling away from then instantly whipped the other way .. oh well goodbye house then just as quickly as doubt consumed faith, wind regained direction and the cypress fell precisely as foretold.

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